Christian Lament#

• Known as: Mr. Lament
• Role: Patron of the arts; talent booker; Smee’s Palace financier
• Location: Smee’s Palace, Buckledown Row, Drakkenheim
• Description: Tall, blond elf in very ornate clothes. Front-row regular at every performance. Fastidiously opinionated about art — dismissive of crude comedy, intrigued by refined giant poetry and observational humor.
• Affiliation: Wounded Hearts / Queen’s Men

Log

• Session 5
  • Politely rejected Margareta’s pitch for hill giant physical comedy but was intrigued by storm giant observational humor.
  • Watched Margareta’s open mic set with guarded approval; politely clapped.
  • Told Cory that joining the Wounded Hearts requires besting champion Dorian Dare in the fighting pits, with a sponsor (e.g. Blackjack Mel) arranging the bout.

Key Info

• Books all talent for Smee’s Palace personally; finances the establishment on the Queen’s behalf
• Open mic slots available after the main event each evening; sign-up list fills up quickly
• The Wounded Hearts’ pit champion is Dorian Dare
• Prefers cloud giant poetry and storm giant observational comedy over anything “hill giant”